Seriously. If you are showing off your tits. Don't get mad when I look at them.

By now, you all know me as Mike Suarez, the angry bastard or devil may care attitude who ranted occasionally(depending on the hour). But this is my final attempt at a blog. And true to the name I'm not holding anything back. So this might be one of the most fucking brutal, vulgar, honest, and inappropriate, most metal blogs ever.


So here goes my first of several rants that I have lined up for this.

Ok. I am known as an apathetic guy when it comes women and relationships. Does this mean I do not look when I see a nice set of tits or a an attractive ass? Hell no! I look. But what fucking pisses me off is this:

When some chick wears a low cut t-shirt showing off some impressive cleavage...catches a guy looking at her tits and then does one of the following:

A. Gets Mad and Yells at the NORMAL guy.
B. Huffs and puffs and sighs at the NORMAL guy. (usually accompanied by a roll of the eyes.)

However when the same chick is surrounded by guys and joking with them and doing that annoying flirting giggle. Its either 1 of 2 things in my eyes.

A: She knows what she's doing and is a total slut.
B: She's a fucking idiot and doesn't realize that all those guys around her want to ram her so hard that they are gonna have start calling her "Cockbreath" without her ever giving a blowjob.

Maybe its only guy thing that I can translate some of the mannerisms that I see by men towards women, that women see as being social or nice. Don't get me wrong. Not all guys are like this.... I'm not. But then again I have an anti-social streak. But most guys are.

But goddammit. Women... if you are gonna show it off, prepare for the reprecussions. Seriously. But remember this stupids. Women can look amazingly beautiful without dressing like a whore. But if you need to dress like a whore to make yourself feel attractive.... then you have some self esteem issues. And I ain't no fucking slut psychologist.

I hate people who "like to flirt" they go under the same fucking list as "Social Drinkers" or as I like to call them "half assers". Time Tested Advice : No one likes a fucking Tease.

I think this was pretty simple. But I could pick up a box of Crayolas if you need further explanation.

One final thing. If you have no tits. Do not wear a fucking low cut t-shirt. You look fucking retarded.