Britney Spears. Proof that the justice system hasn't gone to clusterfuck status.

Kids getting removed from a home is serious fucking business. I don't take the shit lightly.

But goddammit, I am glad that Britney Spears had her kids removed from her custody. The bitch was obviously fucking psycho. After the head shaving incident, was the exact point that the government should have said, "Yeaaahhh..No kids for you."

I know I say a lot of negative shit in my rants. But I gotta give fucking props when they are due. Kevin Federline stepped up and was a man... and not his fucking LOLWHITERAPPER tool persona. He came off as a man who cared about his kids. The fact that such a strong action by the court against a celebrity gave me a SHRED of hope for the pussy ass justice system in this country.

But sadly, most of the time against high profile fuckheads the justice system falters. Hell, the justice system of california can't even put low profile criminals away properly. Some of the cases have drove me to frothing at the mouth in excitement/anger like Rosie o Donnel looking at a cheeseburger and a bleeding to death republican right next to each other. It's completely fucking stupid that someone would even consider the justice system to be balanced or effective after the shit I've seen in the last year:

Paris "The Fuckhead who I would pay my fucking life savings to see brutally murdered" Hilton:

Apparently, one DUI charge is not enough for punishment....not two... but a THIRD fucking charge , WHILE HER LICENSE WAS FUCKING SUSPENDED. She was sentenced to 3 FUCKING DAYS IN JAIL, WHICH SHE DID NOT EVEN COMPLETE. After crying for her mommy, the fucking pathetic ass judge felt sorry for her and sent her home.

"Your honor. Yes I did kill the Hilton family. But I miss my mommy. Can I go home?"

Its fucking bullshit. Oh and to all you FUCKING MORONIC DITZY ASS "FISHER PRICE'S MY FIRST BRAIN" IDIOTS who fucking picketed in support of her. You deserve to die. Horribly. There is no doubt in my mind that 65-70% of America are pussy idiots that do not know how to enforce a justice system properly.

Michael "ITS NOT MY FAULT BLACK PEOPLE WERE RAISED LIKE THIS" Vick:

I am so fucking sick of race being used as any fucking excuse. Any time a black rapper, athlete, congressman, Jesse Jackson, does something wrong. They blame it on the Black "Lifestyle" or the white man. I have two words in response to that.


FUCK YOU.


Yes, your mommy and daddy and the white man across the street are the reason you fucking cold blooded murder a number of pitbulls by drowning or hanging them. Not to mention the amount of dogs you sanctioned fights for and they were killed. Anyone who believes this arguement is a FUCKING TOOL. PLEASE BY ALL MEANS KILL YOURSELF.

All the liberal PETA groups are soooo understanding when it falls under the american liberal agenda that all white men are just trying to pin shit on minorities. Its such a fucking crock.

I don't care if your fucking white, black, mexican, or asian. If you do something wrong and are convicted you need to be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

I had one for Martha Stewart, but she's such a fucking psychopath that I wouldn't know where to begin.

Fuck all you hypocritical shitbags.

That's okay. I fucking hate your fucking guts too.

Why are we forced to make small talk at work? I don't do small talk at work. You pay me to work. You don't pay me to bullshit. There are three types of socialites at my job. All of which piss me off.

1. "The Happy Go Lucky Psycho who is also a pathological liar": Seriously? Who the fuck listens to this psycho? She is all bright and chipper. She's 36 and acts 17. It's fucking annoying. Everything she spews about her "knowing people who have done this and that" LIES. Fucking stupid shit. You know everything is in the shitter in her personal life, and its so obvious shes pumping fucking more Zoloft then that goddamn Barry Bonds pumped Steriods(Allegedy, What the fuck ever you stupid cocksucking shiteaters.)

2. "The nosy bitch that don't know": Yeah, I used bad english to describe this archtype. The one that gets into your business or whatever, says something stupid then gets mad when you say something sarcastic. This person I know, I knew in high school and she was the same way. Thats fucking stupid and now she's the nosy bitch at work.

3. "Bitch thats most likely gonna get a nigga killed": Thanks for the assist Roman(The whitest black man ever). This time its different because there are two of them and they are sisters.
They are both shittalkers. Behind peoples back, they talk so much shit. The elder is this pudgy bitch with this pig nose that thinks shes all that. The other one is this anorexic bitch who brings up something in our departments daily meetings.

"Apparently, people think times like 9:56 or 9:58 is a good time to start their breaks... I dont know whats going on with that."

Our totally awesome supervisor just looks at her with an "Are you fucking retarded" look. But being professional she said "Well the time on our computers are not the same. We've been bugging I.T for that, but that hasn't happened yet."

Everyone in the room just looks at her and says "Shut the fuck up" with thier eyes. It was so fucking hilarious. I smirked so hard for that, that one of my other supervisors gave me a confused look.

I think the guy (who is taller than me I think) has the right Idea...sink far down in your seat and just work to 5pm so you can get the flying fuck out of there. Tunnel vision, for the win baby.

The Twisted Sisters need to learn how to fucking drive too. They almost run someone off the road every day after work.

I honestly think the gay guy who sits next to me is the most sane person in the whole motherfucker. He's a cool guy. Level headed. Doesn't say stupid shit, and is very helpful when I have questions.

My supervisors are pretty cool(not to mention a couple of them are smoking hot). But probably the coolest supervisors I've ever had. I'm really gonna start busting my ass to get out of Operations though, and get transferred to the Vendor/Criminal section.

Theres a couple of guys who must have been driven insane by the whole deal, because every lunch they eat and watch full house in the break room. WTF.

-Mike