Saturday, April 5, 2008

"I'd hit that shit so hard, that the person to pull me out would become the next fucking king of England."

Honestly, I don't know what it is about MILFS. I seriously don't get why I was so freakin attracted to this woman last night.(who is a co-worker of mine) Shes very good looking, but she's 32 goddamn years old and with 4 goddamn kids(the fact that she is married don't mean shit),. Holy fuck. I was seriously like rearin' to fucking go.

That in itself is weird because I usually don't get like that for any woman. Even MILFS. But this one, she could say something totally off beat and I'd think it be the hottest thing since fucking Pompeii got its shit ruined.

This woman looks like a goddamn woman too. Not this skinny ass bitch shit. Shes got an ass and thighs like something fierce and they are in good shape too. I mean like Chun Li type craziness.

Its more fucking broken that V-ism Sakura. I'm not even playing. I'd hit that shit so hard, that the person to pull me out would become the next fucking king of England.

Thats not even the best part about her. Shes got these goddamn eyes. Like ice blue fucking eyes and I got stunned by just those. If Chris Rock was there, he'd say "NIGGA YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT"

I've always been a sucker for eyes. I don't know why, I guess its because people can always see more in someones eyes than anywhere else. I got fuckin' beat.

It seriously fucking pisses me off. I finally find a girl that I am totally into. I mean fucking 8 hour tantric shit, shes totally chill....and bam, shes 10 years older than me, shes fucking married, and has four kids.

What the fuck God? What the fuck... I guess most people would be depressed about this shit. I'm just fucking pissed.


Son of a bitch. Mike needs a break, seriously. She has almost everything I want in a woman.

What the fuck?! What do I got to do?